Apple Dilemma

Dude. I have a technology dilemma. I hate Apple products. Why do they have to look so slick and be so easy to use? I mean sometimes we want to be able to get at the nuts and bolts and reboot a lot. I'd take my brick zune that can withstand WW3 vs. the MacBook Air any day. It's too dainty.

Anyway, the new iPhone is coming out and I really want to snatch it up. I have this Euro phone now that works but honestly it's not nearly as cool. So do I swear off my allegiance to non-Apple products and get this cool ass phone or do I stick with my roots and go for a non-iPhone. MS has no plans to make the Zune a phone which is total BS because I really want to keep that in my front pocket all the time to impress the ladies but I think I might have to go with this. It honestly looks like a Blackberry but not the Pearl. Which as we all know at work is super lame and can't get MS Exchange email.

Any suggestions? Do I sell out to the man or do I stick with the other man. Wow all that talk about the man makes me seem gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that but I'm not. To prove it, here's my future wife.