Top 5 Girls Who Annoy The Shit Out Of Me

This is in order of annoyance. 1 being the most.

5. All the chicks in Bollywood.
4. Sharon Stone (old, washed up, not pretty, won't shut up)

3. Madonna (see Sharon Stone and add fake British chick, banging A-Rod)


2. Angelina Jolie (Her craziness outweighs her hotness, that will be another post. She made out with her brother)



1. Alicia Keys (Dude. She annoys the crap out of me in so many ways. First of all she doesn't know who the hell she is. White/black, straight/gay, skinny/fat, hip-hop/R&B, etc... Also, she's a total bitch. She's the kind of chick that would say she was all about woman empowerment on the first date and to not even try to touch or kiss her but then would want you to pay for everything. And she probably would talk about how awesome she was, blah blah blah. I mean come on who does she think shes fooling. She's like the anti-Mariah Carey and just as crazy.)



Honorable mentions: Rachel Ray, Dane Cook, Carrie Underwood, Britney/Paris/Lindsay/Nicole