Ok this is more like it

Remember a few years back when the Yankees won the WS and then the next year Joe Torre put his whole lineup in the All Star game. I know it was a looooong time ago but it totally pissed the shit out of me. Well the Red Sox, which they've been doing for the last few years, finally got their revenge. 7 Red Sox were elected to the All Star Game. Granted, that includes Big Papi (won't play), Manny (won't go unless he gets 50 tickets for his posse), and JD Drew (won't go if he wakes up with Vertigo). But it also includes Yoooook, Dusty (damn you Pat for that nickname), Papelbonfire, and Mr. 221 Captain V-tek. Well in V-Tek's defense, he was voted on by the players. While Jeter, who's not having a good year either, was voted on by the fans. I'm assuming of the female variety. Side note: I would not date any girl who thought Jeter was hot.

A-Rod will be there too so I can't wait to see "I've turned into a man" Madonna in the seats. Guy Ritchie hurry up and leave her so you can make cool movies again.

Oh one final thing, did you see that ball Damon didn't catch? Because, honestly, I think he's still looking for it. Well at least the concussion increased his intelligence. "Ummmm, yeah, I ummm, tried to, ummm catch the, ummm ball, and ummm, Yankee suck!. Oh, wait, ummmm, I'm kidding I know, that I'm not and, ummm, Red Sox anymore." Sorry to all who are offended by speech impediments but it's Johnny Demon for christ's sake. Oops, sorry to all you christians too.